Lara’s Larceny

"A worried husband calls his wife, late at night, and things take a surprising turn."

The fetid odour of uneaten pizza lingers in the stale, silent air as the sun slinks slowly over the skyline. The room turns dark for all except the defiant, flicking television in the corner. I swipe a fingertip across my...

My new gadget

"I need a new cell phone but what I find in much, MUCH better!!!"

I fucking hate it when the big phone companies refuse to bend just a little bit to keep a long time customer happy. To this end, I severed the remainder of my two year contract, paid the assholes off and...

Having A Laugh

"Me and my mate film ourselves on my phone pretending to do gay stuff to show the lads in the pub"

It started out with the two of us having a laugh. I showed Reece some photos on my phone of our mates doing stupid shit with their cocks out and he said we should go one better and pretend like...

Phone Sex Operator Poem

"You have dialed one eight hundred pleasure"

You've dialed one eight hundred pleasure,Hey big boy, I'm here at your leisure. I'm wearing an outfit made of leather. Give me your credit card, it costs to play,I'll delight you in so many ways.I'm running a fifteen minute special,...