The Thrusts And Grinds Of The Incomparable Cheek-Clapper

"Some urban legends are more pleasant than others"

“Clap these cheeks. Clap these cheeks. Clap these cheeks.”The dark-skinned, ponytailed beauty stared into her bathroom mirror and shook her head in an “I knew this bullshit wouldn’t work” motion. It probably served her right for buying into nonsensical urban...

How Did We Even Get Here? Chapter 7

"A face from Bill and Frankie's recent past may be the key to their salvation"

Scott’s mouth opened and twitched without a single sound. His confused leers between his co-worker and recent lover in said co-worker’s jeep left him unaware of where to even start.“What… what the hell’s going on here?” Scott asked.“Son,” Bill started,...

How Did We Even Get Here? Chapter 6

"Frankie introduces Bill to a new party. Both seek a solution to a recent development."

Day five was here, but three pounds of unsold product remained. Since the incidents in Mark’s apartment and after, barely any conversation occurred between step-daughter and step-father. Enough to indicate she needed to make drop-offs or to nightclubs for networking...

How Did We Even Get Here? Chapter 4

"Frankie reveals the motive of her visit."

Normally, Bill wouldn’t mind the peace and quiet of the drive home, but the stagnancy was overwhelming. Dreary classical music whispered over the radio set and Frankie remained slumped, only looking down or through the window. When he asked about...

How Did We Even Get Here? Chapter 1

"A young lady's vacation plan, leads to an unexpected situation for her step-father."

Bill Lorde propped on his elbows, grinding away at his wife’s insides.Amanda Lorde lay underneath, wincing and whispering, ‘I love you’ in between kisses and her approaching climax.“Oh God… Oh God,” Bill strained as he nestled his head next to...