Oh Come, Ye Naughty Gentlemen

"This Christmas Eve, Santa would see a new name on the naughty list—if only he could find it."

❄️Snowflakes cling to my eyelashes to witness what’s about to unfold. It’s Christmastime after all—for the naughty and nice. Some like to give; others like to receive. As for me, I intend to do both at the same time. Glancing toward...

Candy Man

"He wants me to what him?"

“Lick me.”I looked at the weird little man sitting next to me. He was maybe five feet tall and bald. His eyes were a bright shade of green and his ears slightly pointed. If I had actually believed such things...