Old Mr Braeburn

"A porn-hungry young man encounters a pervert."

I’d reached the age of nineteen and every time I visited our local newsagent store, I couldn’t keep my eyes off the covers of the adult magazines on the top shelf. Even just the bikini- and underwear- clad women on...

The King of Porn

"The horny guy was bragging about his size."

He swore he was the "King of Porn."So blessed since the day he was born.Bigger and longer than a cob of corn.Breaking every condom that he has ever worn.----------------------------------------------------But it wasn't true at all, and so I had to mourn.He...

Naturist Poem

"Take your willy for a walk"

Take your willy for a walkPut him on a leash if you needDon’t worry if the neighbours talkJust set your phallus phreePerambulate your penisRock your cock around the townIt doesn’t matter if your prick or dickIs pointing up or downShow...

The perfect recipe for a happy ending.

"Take one penis (fresh, not frozen)."

 THE RECIPE - suitable for two persons. THE INGREDIENTS: 1)     A small bowl containing about 100 mls of moisturising lotion.I prefer E45, which is inexpensive, unperfumed and hypoallergenic.Available just about everywhere on the planet. 2)     A good, professional quality paintbrush with...

The Photoshoot

"One beautiful body and one lustful girl"

I am sitting on your bed, my arms around my knees, keeping very still and very quiet because you are being photographed. In nothing but an unbuttoned shirt, you stand quite naturally in the light of the window. Your body is...

Elaine is standing in the wide open door of the barn looking across the empty space at a spot a few feet away from Turner. She’s backlit, wearing a summer dress with her face half in shade since the lamp...