Desperate Emily

"I have what she needs. And she’s willing to fuck for it."

So we live out in the middle of nowhere. When you live in the middle of nowhere, you have more privacy. You can grow certain things and pursue your hobbies without being bothered. Stuff that gets you cited or worse...

Money for Nothing

"She was hot, so fucking hot that Richard never had a chance!"

I met Richard one evening for drinks. It was a ‘let’s see how we get on evening’, after all I couldn’t just fuck anyone, and while his profile on the website looked dishy, it didn’t tell me everything I needed...