"Two university professors discover a whole new field of study - each other!"
Andrew sat in the university cafeteria eating his lunch alone. He always took his lunch at the same time and at the same table. He always had the same lunch too - a peanut butter and jelly sandwich (light on...
"If Shakespeare had continued to write porn..."
If you have spunk, prepare to spill it now.You all do know this thong. I rememberThe first time ever Sarah put it on;'Twas on a summer's evening in her tent,That day she came over the Nervii.Look! in this place ran...
"If Shakespeare had written a porn...."
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your wives!What light through yonder beaver breaks?It is the yeast and the clitoris is my sun.I saw the source of morning dew betwixt thine thighs asI removed my source of Grecian power,As if King Midas...
"Erotic Parody of Dr Suess - Green Eggs and Ham"
With sincere apologies to Dr. Seuss and all his fans, I would like to present this, a parody or spoof if you will, on “Green Eggs and Ham” That Pretty Lass!That Pretty Lass!I do not likethat Pretty Lass. Do you...
"The erotic account of man's first contact with alien life."
In the town of Badonkadonk there lived a man called Chuck Johnson. Chuck was just an average guy. He was twenty one years old and still lived with his parents. He had an older brother, Lance, who’d recently come out...
"A parody of bad incest stories"
(Real) Author’s Note: This is not a parody of incest stories in general or the concept in general, and there are several incest stories that are quite good. It is only a parody of poorly written incest stories, of which...
"A Parody of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde"
Allen had just gotten home. He went to the kitchen, sat his items he had just bought down on the counter, and went to get something to drink. Just then, his sister got home, went to the kitchen and sat...
"A dragon-tattooed computer hacker stirs up a hornet's nest in this tale of cybersexual anarchism."
Lisbeth Salamander never paid porn site subscriptions. That was one of the fringe benefits of being a professional computer hacker. She hacked into the billing company's computers and signed herself up using the names and identities of government ministers or...
"Who would have thought that the future of the human race would depend on strip pinball?"
"If this ain't Nowheresville you can sure see it from here," growled Billy "The Kid" Kincaid as he pulled up to the only truckstop in Monkey Spank, New Mexico, his fire-engine red hotrod spewing steam from its radiator. "Well, I...