"A desperate man's intellectual thirst leads him into a web of blackmail and brainy broads,"
Detective Slade Hammer's cock twitched when a quivering twig of a man named Virgil Quiverton stumbled into his office, reeking of desperation and cheap cologne."Hammer? Slade Hammer?" Virgil whimpered, his voice higher than a soprano's G-spot. "I'm fucked sideways. Someone's...
"In a world where pleasure is forbidden, one man's mighty member becomes the tool of revolution."
In the year 2069, humanity stood at the precipice of sexual extinction. The Great Cock Blockade of 2040 had left the world blue-balled and desperate. But from the depths of this frustration, a hero emerged.Maximus Thrustworthy, a man blessed with...
"Dirty Diagnostician practices his own form of sexual healing."
Dr. Gregory Louse stood in front of his white board, and gestured with his cane. "We have a new and inexplicable patient-of-the-week, people. What are the symptoms?" he demanded of his assembled team of diagnosticians."Overactive libido and uncontrollable sexual urges,"...
"Scarlett and Emma in a race against time"
Scarlett and the Six Napoleons"So, Doctor Barnicott, pray to tell at what time in your life did your wife cease to love you, and at what hour this evening do you intend to make love to your mistress?""What! But, this...
"The game is afoot once more"
Chapter Two.'The Case Of The Speckled Penis'London 1887.Scarlett's Point Of View.My heart was gladdened to have the adorable little fuck bunny Emma Watson in my untidy bed once more. In response to my invitation to my humble London lodgings at...
"Introducing a famous detective's female sibling"
'The Singular Case Of The Stolen Dildo.'London, 1887Doctor Emma Watson gazed out of one of the two windows of 227B Baker Street on another foggy day in London Town. She surveyed the busy scene of horse-drawn two-wheeled Hansom cabs and...
"A scene from every slasher movie ever gets turned on its head."
The blood called out to me. Two foolish youths made the mistake of trespassing on my hunting grounds. No doubt hoping for a private Valentine's Day amorous retreat to the woods. I could hear their laughter and plans before they...
"My apologies to Clement Clarke Moore for this version of his classic poem..."
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house,We were fucking like rabbits, both pissed on the Grouse.My stockings were strewn on the back of a chair,And my legs were akimbo, both feet in the air.My husband was fucking...
"With apologies to Edgar Allen Poe"
Once upon a midnight beery, while I stressed out, drunk and weary, In my one-room flat so dreary, a floor above a liquor store.As I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,As if someone was gently rapping, rapping on my...
"There's no pleasure I can’t have, since I've found Tranquility"
Samuel navigated his way through the narrow hallways of Tranquility, the Titan class transport ship that he was currently a passenger/crew member of. After about a minute, he arrived at his destination: Elysia's quarters. The crew’s most recent “transport” job...