Disciplinary Action

"Misbehaviour will not be tolerated."

9:27 am, on the button, the office door creaked open. All the quiet figures inside turned towards the sound of groaning hinges, punctuated by the clipping of expensive heels on the tile floor. Everybody knew who it was; everybody knew...

Robert Engle was a single successful guy.  He lived in a spacious townhome.  He dated a sexy, bodacious blonde who loved him.  The only problem with her lately was she wanted to get married.  Her friends were all getting married...

The Alphabet!

"Has never been sexier!"

The very first time my girlfriend said the alphabet, she made it all the way to 'W'.  Since then, she rarely makes it to 'M'.It's not her technique, although I have no complaints about that.  There is just something so...