"Everyone has problems. I do my best to help."
I think we can all heave a huge and much-needed sigh of relief at the knowledge that we've all nearly reached the end and there isn't much more of this shit. So, splash yourself out a glass of pink poison,...
"...because punk rock, that's why!"
Ed blindly twisted the tuning peg of his bass’ E-string, thanking the audience for their support. He adjusted his cheap Mediterranean marketplace rip-off Ray-Bans and threw the guitarist—the Diva—an approving glance.As always on stage, he reminded himself why he, a...
The room is candle-lit, her baelist anthems pulsing muted in the background. It's been another long, demanding day. She so needs this time away from the grasping, carnivorous crowd of handlers and producers and fallacious friends.Naked and entwined, there is...
"A dowager looks for a bright future."
Part One – Galas and Gardens (continued)One week later, Nancy walked into the Country Club after her chauffeur dropped her off. She dressed for the occasion with a tasteful blouse and tailored cream-coloured designer pants. She wore white flat shoes...
"A dowager looks for a bright future."
Part Two – Finding HappinessSix months passed so very quickly in the Bates mansion. Christmas decorations went up and then Christmas too passed. Nancy spent a glorious New Year with Steve and attended all the big galas being thrown around...
"Home for the holiday, Madison’s sister shares her sexual knowledge."
For Madison Parker, senior year of high school was going way too fast. Thanksgiving week had arrived, and her older sister was due home from college at any minute. Maddi was excited to see her older sister, Abigail. So much...
"Jame's flatmates discover there's more to him than meets the eye."
"Shit," Samantha cursed, turning on the gas stove. "My phone's in my room."I was sitting at our so-called dining table, having just finished my cornflakes, and admiring her choice of clothing: loose vest and sexy knickers."D'ya want some coffee?" Samantha...
"A dowager looks for a bright future."
Part One – Galas and GardensNancy Bates slowly made her way through the well-dressed crowd clustered outside the main ballroom at the Fairmount Hotel Vancouver, waiting to get inside. She spotted her friend up ahead and waved and watched as...
"Life has changed for divorced senior obsessed with BBC."
I wanted to talk with Zach, have a good long talk, to better understand the greater context of what had just happened - but I wanted to keep that beautiful cockhead in my mouth even more. He seemed so at...
"Everyone has problems. I do my best to help."
Dear Cum Lush,My really hot wife recently fell down the stairs and the police couldn’t prove it wasn’t an accident, so that’s good. Anyway, she bonked her head and now she thinks she’s sixteen.The sex has been fantastic, although I...
