My Roommate and Her Jerk Boyfriend

"I got even with my annoying roommate, and got a thrill to remember in the process"

When I was in college, sometimes I had to share apartments with roommates I hardly knew. There was one I couldn't stand – I'll call her F.B. for fucking bitch. First of all, F.B. lived like a complete pig, which...

My Brother, My Pimp

"My brother pimps me to his buddy for cigarettes…"

I grew up in a trailer park and so any class discussion would be irrelevant. We had a roof over our heads and fortunately never starved, but my parents worked their arses off in menial jobs to give my brother...

The Alphabet!

"Has never been sexier!"

The very first time my girlfriend said the alphabet, she made it all the way to 'W'.  Since then, she rarely makes it to 'M'.It's not her technique, although I have no complaints about that.  There is just something so...