My Sniveling Toads, Good Morning

"Another satire from HMS Pinafore"

BITCH I am a Mistress as I said before TOADIES And you treat us as you should BITCH You’re sniveling little chaps Whose bums need many slaps With a paddle made of wood. TOADIES We're sniveling little chaps Whose bums...

Three little sluts who drool‏

"Maiden Japan and laid in every port these three girls know how to cavort"

Each girl described below is over the age of 16 TRIO – Cum-Cum , Peep-Hole , and Titties-Sing , with Chorus of Girls . The Three . Three little sluts who drool are we, Hungry for any cock we see...

A polite man’s wife is not a happy one

"Second in a Gilbert Sullivan sexy, satirical, lewdly, lyrical farago. Ref> Pirates"

When dealing with sexual frustration (frustration) Because wifely duties are not done. (are notdone) When the better half blames menstruation, (menstruation) A polite man knows what is to be done. (to be done.) A discrete man need not grow agitated...