Whu-peesssh!"Yow! What the fu-" Cupid cries, as my whip bites his buttocks."You brought me numbnuts, Cupid!" Kimmi flicks her wrist again. Whu-peesssh!"Owwwwww! Damn it, woman! What do you want from me?" "I want a real man who always kisses me first, whispers porn in my ear, bites my...