"In a secluded cove, she begins to sing for pure joy, and is curious about a man and his body."
The Perfect DayIt had to be the most gorgeous day she'd seen in a long while. The sun shone brightly, birds sang, and there was a slight breeze. It was perfection for finding a secluded spot on a beach and...
"Pirate Henry nets himself a lustful mermaid and enjoys her love—until others arrive"
Today, Henry finally answered a great question that has preoccupied his mind ever since he took to the high seas as a young sailor-turn-pirate: exactly how do you have sex with a mermaid?Once he had captured her in an unbelievable...
"The Adventurers endeavor lead them to a disastrous, arousing meeting with a Gorgon."
Blood and bloody mission.He forced her head down to the ground as the snakes in her head flayed around, leaving oily traces down his legs. Unlike in the mythology, this serpentine haired creature had no special particularity. If you ignored...
'Impress meYes, youStanding, toweringOver little meCold drink in sweaty palmOne eyeball dangling in my braless dressAnd one yoyo-ing from my hellish heelsTo split-thighed heavenliness A goddess, yesNow, little manTell me your dirtyFucking filthyEarthly plan!'*He straightenedPelvis tightenedAnd I saw with my own...
"Onion a bird in a gilded cage"
The Lady of Shallot Like an onion, you'd have me peel Knowing full well how I'd feel. Swooning, my head it would reel As naughty glances you would steal. Layer after layer must fall off Until at last all clothes I doff. But...
