The Bet, Ch 11 – Back End Service

"Maria accepts three partners for anal sex."

Giovanni laughed again. “I thought you’d come round.”“Not for you,” I said.“Don’t worry yourself. You haven’t begged me yet.”“And I never will.”“We’ll see,” he said, the smug bastard.“Just find some experienced men to teach me what to do.”“I’m sure I’ll...

Not Scrambled Eggs

"A man with a plan and the money to follow it better know where the plan is taking him."

I don't know what it is about cooking eggs. If I try to cook sunny-side up, the yolks break. If I try to cook a simple fried egg, it disintegrates when I try to flip it. I can't even seem to...

Toxic Masculinity Has A Good Night

"In University getting laid was job one and Noelle and Laura gave me a night that was magna cum laude"

Back when I was in university, I optimistically looked upon any night out as a chance to meet girls.  I suppose this shouldn't be much of a revelation, since I was hardly alone in this objective.  Despite my best efforts...