Santa’s Present

"Santa's wish cums true - as does Mrs Santa's..."

Santa wailed as the crop lashed his flaming buttocks once more."Is this what you wanted?" hissed Mrs Santa in his ear.Santa whimpered.Purring, she strutted around his prostrate form in her black stockings and heels.“Such a wicked Santa, aren’t you?”Pulling his...

Santa and the Mayan Calendar

"Santa runs amok with the elves because of the Mayan Doomsday Prediction"

It was five days before Christmas. Everything was on schedule, reindeer fattened up, elves wrapping and packing toys, and Santa checking his list. The naughty list had grown this year. Santa was wondering why, when he heard on the North...