"A ruthless horde of goblins looking for a womb to breed with their offspring captures me."
I stand in the doorway of my wooden hut, watching the village's five strongest men prepare. Their swords, axes, and spears glint in the morning light as they ready themselves to face the goblins. Staying behind sets my nerves on...
"House Party Part 2"
Paje fired again. The grey sludge that had become formless after being shot started to take shape back into a human form.Juno rolled out of the bed, her training taking control to get herself out of the field of fire....
"Desire and reality can be a frightening mix…"
“Laura, are you sure this new restaurant is alright?” I asked.It was February 14th, Valentine’s night, but we had failed to book early enough to get into our normal eating haunts. There was not a chance of us getting in...
"Everyone has problems. I do my best to help."
I think we can all heave a huge and much-needed sigh of relief at the knowledge that we've all nearly reached the end and there isn't much more of this shit. So, splash yourself out a glass of pink poison,...
"Everyone has problems. I do my best to help."
Dear Cum Lush,My really hot wife recently fell down the stairs and the police couldn’t prove it wasn’t an accident, so that’s good. Anyway, she bonked her head and now she thinks she’s sixteen.The sex has been fantastic, although I...
"Everyone has problems. I do my best to help."
Dear BumGirl,'Hirsute trucker'!!! It was a pizza delivery moped as you well know, and I really object to you describing me as 'hirsute'. Certainly, you and your assorted collective of 'hen do' harlots and horny housewives didn't seem to object...
"Everyone has problems. I do my best to help."
Now in the salad bowl of existence that is our multi-cultural, multi-racial, pantheist, pan-sexual world sometimes, it might appear that what divides us is greater than the sum of our shared humanity. So it is more important than ever that...
Living beneath the deep blue seaMonster feared by ship and fleetsTeasing under breaking wavesFoamy tension cut with feelers greatGiving myself, sacrificial goatSplayed out for you like piece of meatSuction cups of ancient loreStick to me until I’m soreWithin the pitch...
"Monsters and Magical Beings gather for a special conference."
A deep, rumbling voice thundered through the great hall, “Beings of Heaven and Hell and all places in between,” it called out. The blood red mound of quivering jelly at the front of the room bubbled and shook with each...
"Heroic warrior tests his own theory while longing for home."
Behind the escaping ship, with six men rowing frantically, the waters of the Strait were calming, but blood still showed, where Scylla, the six-headed monster had carried away three men.Ulysses cursed himself for his own carelessness. He had been warned...
