"Frankie's movin' up from the chorus line to the main attraction."
The girls were all finishing the night in the dressing rooms, taking wigs and eyelashes off, wiping five layers of makeup off, and changing out of the 5” heels. Mainly they were trying to decide where to get breakfast at...
"Bob introduces me to Tony and I get a job at the Social Club."
Bob came to my house on Monday afternoon. I invited him in, and we sat on the couch in the living room.“I called Tony this morning. He said he wouldn’t be able to see you until tomorrow afternoon. As I...
"Petra Sveltetit is a rich tennis star, a Wimbledon tennis star. She could do no wrong!"
Wimbledon. A district and town of South West London, but the first thing you get when you look it up on the internet is the tennis results. Wimbledon is the home of the Lawn Tennis Association and hosts one of...
"Everyone Has Problems. I Do My Best To Help."
Now I don't know about you, but this global pandemic thingy has had a bit of a negative effect on my cash flow situation. Obviously, I've still got the blow job business which I've recently rebranded as 'Suck Jobs' with...
"I needed a job so I asked my best friend. He told me about the Social Club."
I walked over to my friend Bob’s house on Sunday evening, then knocked on the door. Bob opened it and invited me in.“Hey, Gary, how’s it going? Did you find a job yet?” Bob said.“No, not yet. There’s not much...
"Mac and Grace head to Chicago."
Chapter Five“Wake up, darling. We’ve just landed in Amsterdam,” Grace said as she nudged Mac gently.Mac was surprised. Usually, he was not one to doze off on short flights. But he had to admit that he felt better than he...
It’s my first time in Newcastle Upon Tyne. My first time up north. I’d fallen in love with your accent but we’d never made it up here together. We’d always planned to. We’d said we’d come up, visit your folks...
"Celina accepts her horny boss's indecent proposal."
Before she met her husband, Celina was the girl everyone fantasized about. She was a cheerleader from high school through college and easily maintained her amazing body, hypnotically curvy yet athletically slender. She had long, frizzy blonde hair, bright brown...
As I turned the corner of the shelves, I had to stop short to avoid running into the short plump woman in the charcoal suit and green silk top, mile-deep cleavage meeting the V of the blouse to make down-pointing...
"Everyone has problems. I do my best to help"
Following the incomparable commercial and critical success of 'Dear Cum - The Fools' I have been inundated with letters requesting that I publish the complete April Fool letter. Who would have thought that the adventures of a virgin, perky, pokie,...
