The Sagitarius

"How I found my first cub"

On the way back from that tropical island I was horny like a bitch in heat. I was at the connecting airport, eating some fast food with my tropical island native friend. I told her about my condition and she...

I’m a Cougar

"How I became a Wild Cougar"

Hello, I’m Jaqui and I’m a Cougar. Welcome to Cougars Anonymous. Ha! Jaqui’s not my real name and I’m not ashamed of being a cougar. But I’m not telling my real name. Why? Well that’s none of your beeswax. Just...

Up in the air

"How I loved taking a flight of fancy with a matuer, intelligent woman."

We joined the mile high club aboard a small DeHavailland Dash-8 turboprop commuter aircraft. No, we did NOT use the tiny loo. On a commuter flight the loo has more in common with the inside of an MRI scanner than...

Scandinavian Rampage

"Dave chases an endless supply of blonde women, things get disastrous."

The time had come. Punchline and I had waited a year since our summer trips of ’09 to get back on an airplane, ditch the uncharacteristically cloudy California summer, and fly to the land of green landscape, midnight sun, no...

A Yummy Mummy

"Shopping trolley accident results in a torrid afternoon between older man and yummy young mummy."

I still weigh little more than I did when I was in my twenties, as I try to either cycle or run six days every week, and I am often told that I could pass for ten years younger than...

Cruise of a Lifetime, Part 1

"Mike goes on a cruise with his parents, hoping for plenty of sand, sun, and sex."

I walked across the gangway towards the main lounge of the cruise ship, pausing at the entrance to take a deep breath. From my vantage point at the doorway, I could already see a number of hot girls in their...