"Peter's slutty girlfriend shows her team spirit"
Peter Weiner hefted the bat in his hand and gave it a practice swing, feeling the weight, the balance, delighting at the rush of wind as it cut the air. It had been a bit of an off night, but...
"Peter falls in love with a slut"
PeeWeePeter Weiner had, perhaps, one of the most unfortunate names in the history of unfortunate names. This was because Peter's father and mother were tremendous perverts, and his father had wanted to continue the family tradition of naming his sons...
"Gotta tell you something," she hesitated, nervousness obvious, avoiding his gaze in shame. "I stuff my bra—got really small boobs.""That's okay. I prefer flat-chested girls," he replied, equally uncomfortable with his upcoming confession, voice cracking, trailing off: "I, uh, have......
