My Wife’s Hung Beach Friend

"With my support and approval, my wife takes a boyfriend... but did he have to be so big and hard?"

When we first laid eyes on Curtis, the thing we both noticed was that he walked very erect – and when I say that I’m not referring to his posture. He walked up and down the nude beach, meandering, killing...

The Brothel At The End Of The Universe, pt.12

"Val and Kay become acquainted quite thoroughly, not to Rune and Bane's delight..."

So. Drahta eat and drink basically the same things as Dryth. They also have zero table manners, but when they’re not starving, it’s possible to be in the same room with them while they’re eating... so long as you don’t...

The Brothel At The End Of The Universe, pt. 7

"Val, Bane and Rune's journey (finally!) continues! ...but it looks like it might be a rough ride..."

“God. Fucking. Dammit!” I screech. And then I cough because screeching requires a lot of breath, and breathing in a lot while your face is very close to the ground is not a terribly bright idea.You know how they say...

Roasted

"Play time on my hands and knees!"

“Will you please just find your sister and go outside and play?” I was in full everyone-is-under-my-feet-mom-mode and should have expected the answer I got.“Mo-om, I’m fourteen. I don’t do ‘play’ and if I did, why would I go out-si-yi-duh?” I...

The Case of Mr. Cox. Part 2: Big Dick 2 Go

"Ten inch, eleven inch, twelve inch ... ouch. A must-read erotico-political thriller…"

Chapter 2. Big Dick 2 GoCongressman DeLittle was a big man. He was tall and wide in shoulders and yes, he was Congressman from a big state. The problem was that Congressman DeLittle had a small dick. And because of...