Magic Circs

"A lucky customer gets to magically experience life with different versions of his penis."

“Hello,” said the incredibly beautiful blonde behind the steampunk counter as I entered the curious shop in Soho I had never noticed before. She was wearing a nurse’s outfit, and the shop interior seemed to be a Victorian study, without...

Night Moves

""This bedside manner wasn't taught in nursing school""

The corridor is quiet at this early hour. Monitors in the surrounding rooms chirp like mechanical crickets. It is another sleepless night as I stare motionless at the ceiling, trapped in a plaster cast from armpits to pubis.Titanium rods are...

The Last Goodbye

"My heart melted, I love him so much."

The smell of coffee for some people is an aphrodisiac and when you're a trauma surgeon and an ICU nurse coffee is life. When we bleed it's not red, but rather it’s brown.It's Friday morning and I picked up an...

Dear Cum – Dr Flappyduck

"Everyone has problems. I do my best to help."

WARNING: This 'Dear Cum' contains non-sexualised references and descriptions of vaginas. We appreciate this is unsettling and unnatural. Be assured that this is just a brief forray into the world of Medical Science. Vaginas are, of course, nectar oozing flowers of...

The Uneventful Couple: Event #3 Getting Prepared for an Exam

"A man needs to get prepped at home for a medical, but his wife calls her friend, a nurse, for help."

Bruno was dumbfounded. He was walking out from his annual medical check-up with the company doctor. She was a woman in her early forties, brunette and slightly overweight, resembling his wife Julie when she was the same age. In the...