Scandinavian Rampage

"Dave chases an endless supply of blonde women, things get disastrous."

The time had come. Punchline and I had waited a year since our summer trips of ’09 to get back on an airplane, ditch the uncharacteristically cloudy California summer, and fly to the land of green landscape, midnight sun, no...

Buddy and Sunny: A Love Story

"This is kinda like a dream of what I'd wish Buddybear and my relationship would be like lol"

I moved to Crossmend when my wife started menopause. It'd struck Ellie so bad that she couldn't stand to be around me and the only way to save our marriage was for me to move out. I took it was...

Marooned in the Snow

"A forced stop in the winter brings other compensations!"

It was one day in early January, when the north wind blew strongly, and you just knew there was snow on the way. I was away from home on business in London, and was looking forward to being back at...

Older is Better

"I was young and met an older divorced MILF"

I was traveling on business and had been for several weeks. This was my fourth trip to Seattle in the past three months. It was the late '70s and Seattle was alive with young singles.I was overwhelmed with the open...

Self Destructive

"True story of one of my one-night stands"

Yes, this is a true story. By the time I was twenty years old a number of things had occured in my life to more or less mess me up in the head and I had a string of years...

A Hot Day In The Garden

"A Favour For My Aunite Turns Out Different"

My “auntie” Carole asked me around to have a look at a tree in her garden that she needs cutting right back and the rubbish removed. She is not my proper auntie but an old friend of my mother’s, who...

Jeanette’s Song

"Jeanette and I may have met on line and enjoyed each other, but reality was even better."

It had been a year or more since that fated day when I was purchased as a pet. Me? A pet? I had to laugh at the thought, yet was intrigued to know what that involved. Though I had been...