"The slutty waitresses descend upon my boyfriend and I attempt to out-slut them as well as getting some sex"
Oscar Wilde was a wise and witty man. He’s the one that mentioned that women should be loved, not understood. Ironically, that means that he understood women. My boyfriend is like that as well; he both loves and understands women....
"A student and principal celebrate graduation night in their own special way"
They call me Mr. Kendrick. When I say "they" I'm of course referring to the students. I'm a principal at a small private school. The school is divided into elementary, middle, and high schools respectively. I'm in charge of the...
"I noticed my sexy neighbor, and knew I'd have him breathless soon enough."
My nipples poked through my tight crop top, as I stepped out my backdoor. “Oh my god it's so cold,” I mumbled under my breath as I made my way to the middle of my yard. I’d been doing yoga...
"Sexually frustrated, spying on my boyfriend's friends, trying to get laid, leads to naughtiness"
Like furious Valkyrie, the storms rolled in on the eve of the weekend. While neighboring states were pummeled into submission, I was totally unaware, oblivious to the tempest of death that obliterated the central and western portions of my home...
"In which Snow White is saved by the Royal Huntsman"
“I say, why did Her Majesty send you with me today?” asks Snow White. She is indeed fair of face, with hair black as ebony, skin white as snow, and lips red as the rose. Her dress is pastel blue,...
"The true story of how I became an exhibitionist"
Once upon a time, a long, long time ago--almost twenty-three years ago--there lived a foul-mouthed, fire-haired tomboy and she was very unhappy and very lonely. Like most fairy tale beginnings, she was sweet, had a gentle soul, and was very...
"Can you keep a secret about what happened this Christmas?"
“I have the kids until noon on Christmas day and then Bruce picks them,” arrived a text on my phone from Natasha a week before Christmas.“Jessie has my kids on Christmas day and I pick them on Boxing Day,” was...
"It made sense for Fiona and I to move into our own place, and we celebrated with a little orgy"
In our second year of college, Fiona and I decided to move out of shared halls and into our own place. We found part-time jobs – which happened to be at the same bar – because the new flat cost...
"Wife’s friend let me practice a full body massage on her as I was a newcomer to the massage scene."
My wife’s friend Sue is sometimes up for trying something new, so I decided to ask her for a little help. As Sue had previously been on holiday with Jean, and got up to some heavy sex, I hoped she...
"A magical tale of transformation, passion, and debauchery"
Like a whirlwind of cosmic proportions, life buffeted me about, a prophetic tempest of chance and emotion. The gamut of elation to despair, events from impossible to the probable, assailed me. Of woes I was amply blessed, but those that...