My aching back led to an aching butt

"There's nothing like a hot shower after a hard day's hiking"

My trip through the mountains was strenuous - Every foot I climbed up and down the slopes began to wear me down. Finally I rounded the bend and came upon a small hotel. The hotel had been there at least...

You’re too Old? maybe Not!

"Mature woman gets her ass drilled"

It was Friday. The 30 year old woman agreed to meet me even though I'm 55 years old. She told me online that it probably wasn’t a good idea for us to meet. She said, "we'll have nothing in common....