Waffle Shack Stoner Girls

"high times and the horngry munchies that follow"

The sun was naked in the sky, like a slut, rays spreading open across the gray blue sky. It was still ice-cold and below freezing outside. The sun was being a fucking tease - as usual, Hatsuyuki Ramos thought to himself. ...

Cassie’s Wet Dreams: Woodstock, August 16-17, 1969

"We are stardust. We are golden. We are billion-year-old carbon. And we’ve got to get ourselves back to the garden."

Cassie saw a space on the side of the road, thanked the heavens, and pulled over and parked. After driving all the way from Boston, her VW Beetle was threatening to overheat, and she did not want to get stuck...

Lake Ossipee (Part 3 of 3)

"Cassie and Kevin bring their summer romance to a climactic finish."

Saturday, August 10, 1968Dear Mamó,I’ve been secretly loosening my asshole over the past couple of weeks, starting with a finger, then working up to a carrot, then finally a banana. I figured it's already pretty pliable because I take such...

Chapter 6: A Hike

"On the first full day of our week of escape, T and I head out for a walk and a play. One rule - no coming on pain of forfeit."

After our naked and sticky breakfast in bed, T and I tidied up and shared a shower. There was no rush to things – time in a way has less meaning when you’re detached from schedules – and we diligently...

New Years Eve

"A college girl is bored at a party, and finds better fun outside"

I was bored. It always started like that.I usually had some sensibility. But only in the same way a lion is sensible around prey when its trainer is near- well behaved enough to earn its food. That burning monster of...