L is for Labor Day

"“How am I supposed to concentrate on furniture with my girlfriend vibrating her gushing pussy?""

“The apple was hard. The orange got wetter.”“Can we compare them, though?”Sitting cross-legged on the rumpled bed in a black Pong t-shirt and white cotton panties, I released my focus from the two fruits on Jacob’s dresser. They were each...

I Is For Independence Day

"“I still see you as that unattainable goddess who hangs out with my friend's big sister.”"

“Fifty/fifty? Sixty/forty?”“Ninety/ten.”“Does that mean you're attracted to one out of every ten guys you see?” I asked Jacob as I waited patiently on my couch.“Ninety percent of the time, I'm attracted to women,” he yelled from inside my bedroom. “The...

E Is For Easter

"“I don't wear a pointy hat or own a black cat or cast spells in a cauldron.”"

“You gotta catch them all.”“How many is enough?”“Whatever fits in your basket.”As the three of us milled about in the freshly-mowed grass, I surveyed the park filled with hundreds of rambunctious children, and a few determined adults, searching high and...

S is for St Patrick’s Day

"“Is satisfaction all that you are searching for?” “Sometimes I like surprises.”"

“Dinner was… unexpected.”“You didn't like the stew.”“I really liked the stew,” I told him honestly, as we stood in the open doorway of my apartment. We lowered our voices so we wouldn't disturb the neighbors. “I’m glad you brought it....