"Dave and Allison, after the party."
“Me? I thought you went in and cleaned up – you know, when Marci did.” “No, I just tried to soak up some of Michael’s cum from my clothes – and none too effectively I might add, which is why...
"Man suggests the Miracle of A Woman to Fill Our Black Hole"
Now before you go yellingAnd pummeling meJust hear these wordsSooth sings unto thee!Damned ole black holeIt's following meWherever I go:By the tree swingDown at the leeBut hardest of allIt lays beside me…Every night, when‘s time for sleepThe hole gets a...