"Not sure that’s the recommended treatment for a suspected heart attack"
I was sure it was just indigestion but the pain in my chest and the sudden eruption of an epic sweat made my colleagues ring an ambulance. The paramedics were there quickly and were sufficiently worried to take me into...
"I'm not sure what I even intended with this one. So just laugh, masturbate or do both at the same time! :P"
I was on my way to sell my sword to the count of Anteron, when I lost my way in Dimbark woods. While this was not overly concerning, it still wouldn't do to let anyone know it had happened, not...
"Boring becomes explosive"
Watching boring TV in the lounge, there must be something better to do. We give each other a knowing glance before moving into action. Trousers lowered; dress removed. The leather of the couch groans as we move into position.My tender...