The perfect recipe for a happy ending.

"Take one penis (fresh, not frozen)."

 THE RECIPE - suitable for two persons. THE INGREDIENTS: 1)     A small bowl containing about 100 mls of moisturising lotion.I prefer E45, which is inexpensive, unperfumed and hypoallergenic.Available just about everywhere on the planet. 2)     A good, professional quality paintbrush with...

Do the Lotion Motion

"Good timing? Bad timing? A bit of both."

Talk about wonderful timing.  I stepped across the bedroom threshold just as she picked up the bottle of lotion.Well, it could have been better.  I could have made it  home a couple of hours before, when she wasn’t as exhausted...

Little Black Bikini

"A little black bikini works magic between old friends"

I've known Sarah for a number of years. She'd gone through a bit of a challenging start when she got pregnant at 17 but she and Robert decided to get married and make a go of it. Despite working two...