"Giving a Ho Some Good Cheer"
"Ho Ho Ho!""What did you just call me!?""I'm sorry dear, it's hard to get out of the habit," Santa smirked at Mrs. Claus."You know I don't mind when you get fresh with me," she slapped him on the behind when...
"A neurotic man's attempt to return ill-fitting crotchless panties spirals into absurdist eroticism and existential chaos."
The gates to Smythe's Emporium creaked open at nine sharp, and though Thursdays were typically sluggish, a promotion on glow-in-the-dark sardines swiftly packed the cellar. An aura of impending doom loomed over the lingerie section like a damp duvet as...