The Crotchless Conundrum at Smythe’s Emporium

"A neurotic man's attempt to return ill-fitting crotchless panties spirals into absurdist eroticism and existential chaos."

The gates to Smythe's Emporium creaked open at nine sharp, and though Thursdays were typically sluggish, a promotion on glow-in-the-dark sardines swiftly packed the cellar. An aura of impending doom loomed over the lingerie section like a damp duvet as...