The Randy Adventures of Long John Thomas the Pirate King

"How many pirates does it take to screw the Princess of England? Find out here."

Once up a time there lived a pirate by the name of Long John Thomas. A bloodthirsty fiend who terrorised the kingdom of Albion, he sailed the seven seas on his trusty galleon the Randy Badger. Any man who dared...

Pretty Girl Pet – Part Four

"Is My Pretty Girl Pet Ready For The Next Step?"

It’s been a year that I met my Pretty Girl Pet. She walked into my life at the perfect timing. I couldn't ask for a better pet.  Our one year anniversary is this weekend and we've decided to go on holiday. We've decided that a trip to...