That ain’t no way to treat a Lady?

"Discovering my girlfriend's unladylike desires"

“A fucking lady? No way; how, why?” I babbled, shocked.“Lady, darling; the word is always capitalised,” Cyn, my girlfriend of four months, clarified, “I’m Lady Cynthia Fortescue-Smythe, second daughter of Edward, the Earl of Battersea."“And you are me telling this,...

Taking ‘Bout My Generation

"An elderly woman recalls sex, drugs and R&Road at Woodstock on its 50th anniversary"

"It was fifty years ago today." I paraphrase them, but the Beatles weren't at Woodstock. But I was. A spry, music-loving eighteen-year-old from Western Kentucky. Even my hippy parents wanted to go, but being elderly and in their forties (how...

A Kiss is Just a Kiss, Isn’t It? (Chapter 1)

"Bets has never kissed a girl before!"

“Never?”“Never!” She responded.“Let me get this straight. You went to college, right?”“And grad school!” She added.“You were athletic and played on any number of teams?”“Oh yea, field hockey, softball, track, even sailing.” She listed.“These were all women groups, often coached...

An African Slut

"A horny field-guide trainee aims high..."

The whoop of the hyena woke us all. The full moon cast an eerie glow on the African bush. The surrounding tall knob thorn and leadwood trees silently witnessed the hyena uttering another deep-throated whoop, calling the clan. The fire...

A Bicycle Built For One

"Leather or Lace? No contest, they don't make bike seats from lace!"

I didn’t realize I might have had something unusual about me until an orgasm hit me halfway through . . . OK, I think I need to spell it out a little better. You see, I like to exercise, but...

Never Give Up

"Follow the light; who knows where it might take you ..."

I was feeling low.  I thought my life was in a mess, and even the positives about it were not enough to keep me happy.  I was a divorcee but relieved to be out of that difficult time and I...