To Come Or Not To Cum, That Is The Question

"The cheating English professor gives his A-level student an extended lesson in the language of lust"

Teeth clenched, he came, splotching her bare pussy. He’d only come for tutoring. Her parents prepared pasta one floor below.Pearly cum pools quivered atop the stuttered exhalations of her own orgasm, juices snaking from her distended pink slit.Popstar posters needled...

How To Say I Love You

"Love comes in many langauges"

How do you say I love you? In France you sayJe t'aime, ma cherieIn the City of LightsThe brightness twinklingReflections in your eyesLock your love to the bridgesClimb the heights In passionate Spain you sayTe amoAs you tango into the nightRed across...

Bulky, unwieldyAwkwardly arrangedPlunked on the paperLike big clods of clay That is how wordsAppear now to beWhen I want to conveyWhat you mean to me Needing to craftNuances of thoughtInstead a NeanderthalPounds with a rock Inadequate languageInartfully clubbedUnable to voicePrayerful...

Aardvark's at the front Page one And zygote's near the rear See, here But after that this dictionary's worse than Useless * Look No love But sex is everywhere A noun, to have, to be, Apparently So tied up to...