Get Fit and Get Fucked

"Her workouts are wearing me out."

Pouring cereal, half-asleep, I hear grunting and smacking outside.She’s kickboxing.Oh fuck.Berserk with adrenaline, pummelling the bag.I'm still sore from after her run.Finished, panting, she sees me. Uh-oh.She storms inside, throws me against the fridge and squats, slurping and moaning til I'm...