S is for St Patrick’s Day

"“Is satisfaction all that you are searching for?” “Sometimes I like surprises.”"

“Dinner was… unexpected.”“You didn't like the stew.”“I really liked the stew,” I told him honestly, as we stood in the open doorway of my apartment. We lowered our voices so we wouldn't disturb the neighbors. “I’m glad you brought it....

Pumping Lois at the Local BP

"When Lois takes a sunbath, the young clerk at the BP offers to help her put on suntan lotion."

The heat on Thursday made it feel like living inside a microwave oven. I wandered around my house naked all morning trying to keep cool. Sweat drenched my body, making me feel like I just stepped out of the shower....