"The fun moves to the shower"
I never turned back to see if you were following. Whether you threw your clothes on and ran or followed me to the bathroom, either way I was going to need a shower. As I turn the water on to...
"In the future, unprotected sex is illegal. A concerned teacher shows his students it still exists"
"Ok, but you're still not getting it. It's not dangerous to have intercourse without a barrier. Illegal- yes, but for hundreds of years, this is how women got fertilized, and it made sex feel so much better." No matter...