What I came for

"“You really have your penis inside me, Monty.”"

“Two reasons.”“Tell me, Gretel."“For the snacks.”“And?”“My peacock costume.”“You didn’t come to this Halloween party to hang out with me?”“Monty, you happened to be here.”“I invited you!”“You did?”“Gretel, you’re the one who told me to wear this Donald Duck outfit.”“No pants,...

The New Neighbour, Part 4

"A 'romantic' interlude..."

Hopeful and excited, on my way home, I picked up a bottle of chilled Champagne and some posh ‘nibbles’. Whilst waiting for Caroline, I stowed my ‘booty’ of Jennifer’s intimate garments under the bed in the spare room in a plastic...