It's Monday morning. Husband and dog have been attended to. One lies dozing in a basket by the boiler cupboard. The other has gone to wow the accountancy world. Frankly the dog has a more winning personality but struggles to...
humour
Reasons to be cheerful.It is Friday.The sun is making a valiant effort to shine.My ideas bank is almost as full as my bra cup.The only cloud on my horizon is Alex. My husband seems reluctant to leave the house and...
Apartment Seven and Eight Bid a Golden Adieu
"Reminiscing and saying good-bye prove to be a challenge for Carie and Vasily"
Tuesday EveningCarie made a beeline across the hallway to the opposite apartment with a small cardboard box, a plume of annoyance trailing behind her. Pulsating thrash-techno music had been erupting from inside Apartment Seven for the past hour with the...
I just thought of a new writing name. CandyCups.Right, Dr. Google! Don't you go bringing me no bad news. I type in the name and pause.Well, do you feel lucky punk?I hit search.Hmm, cake decorations. All you need for the...
The screen remains stubbornly blank today. I'm not sure what to do to get the juices flowing. Aside from a repeat of my performance in the shower an hour ago. But it's early yet and I never masturbate more than...
Friends to the End
"Such good friends deserve a mention"
You are always with meAnd have a certain flairYou always do my biddingDetached of any careYou do not ever questionOr think anything's amiss Like partners in crimeYou render me to coital bliss So intimately touchingAs you join me in my bed Caressing my...
Big Bang Rock Cock
"Seaman Kirk gets a massive rock cock."
U.S. Destroyer Tempra sailed West along the Northern African coast. Onboard, the crew was gathered ready for the briefing and eager to get to the new port.Chief Petty Officer Dashworth looked at his men as they crammed into the room,...
Dear Waverly | Lesbian
"Tristy loved her girlfriend Waverly."
In the wash of new light, Tristy sat in a boring lesson. Yawn."Waverly, Waverly, Waverly," Tristy sang to herself in a daze. Oh, with Tristy and her dear Waverly currently walls apart, Tristy longed for her girlfriend's presence. With her...
The Abduction of Lady Jessica
"A fun, filthy steampunk romp set in an alternative London."
“Frottage, clean the sybian,” ordered Lady Jessica Featherstonehaugh as she climbed off the sex machine with a squelch and stubbed out her cigar on the aged retainer’s bald head. “Did you instruct Drummond to saddle up Rusty? I am meeting...
Pillow Princess
"Oh-la-la, this was what she desired most."
Oh-la-la, this was what she desired most:a lick on the pussy hired by the horny host.I signed an application form to become a cowgirl's servicewoman,that I'd come to her home every morning to eat her pudding.She was a pillow princess...