"A foolish competition entry. Interpret that whichever way you like..."
My Mama always said she wanted me to go to college. But when I did, she cried. So weird. I wasn’t good at figuring out people, not even Mama.I grew up on a ranch miles from anywhere and Mama homeschooled...
The opaque waters were calm, so still that they reflected the Milky Way back upon itself. Millions and millions of stars conspiring to shape the twinkling Emu that sparkled on the surface of this remote desert billabong. The creator spirit...
"Maybe Annie was the Fool for refusing to believe it was possible."
“That one,” Annie said, pointing to a card in the middle of the fan-shaped spread on the table.“Are you sure?” Emily asked.“Quite sure.” What was the point in changing her mind when, face down, all the cards looked alike?“This is...
"Oldies are the best!"
They’d met through a senior’s dating site and the attraction had been instant, their mutual sexual desires soon obvious. Indeed, Sheila made it clear what she wanted during their first lunch, inviting Albert back to her cottage.“It’s been a long...
“How bad is it?”The questioned lowered her sun-glasses and exposed cherry-red corneas.“Oooh, that looks bad.”“That motherfucker…”“Hey, he probably didn’t do it on purpose, right?”“I told him to drop it on my tits…”“You assumed he was a dropper when he’s obviously...
I’ll never learn, heavens above,Done it again, fallen in love.Couple, throuple; they’re so last year,We’re polycules, a square my dear. Jess really was a bit of a whore,Everyone called her pussy galore.A while since she’d worn knickers,Easy access for her harem...
"Sammi and David head back to the cottage"
'I can't believe I just did that. I don't know what you've done to me, David, but I was never this dirty before I met you.''I don't think you're dirty.'Sammi raised her eyebrows. 'Really? Because I just jerked you off...
'David, where did you hear those words?'David Hinch rolled onto the sodden grass. Beside him, Sammi opened one eye and surreptitiously looked over at him. 'The same place I heard that your tight little tushie broke a toilet seat and that...
"All for cum and cum for all!"
“Prêt? Allez!”Breeches fell, swords were drawn from soft scabbards, and they met - thrust, parry, thrust!Porthos’ purple point grazed Aramis’. Grips tightened, drawn together, corps-à-corps. Lips mashed, moustaches tangled. Their duelling pink épées wrestled in their fist-sheath.D’Artagnan watched from his...
"Stereotypical unpleasant encounters aren't always unpleasant in real life"
The harsh chords of Motorhead’s Ace of Spades pierced the air as the lone occupant of the house sang along. A hard knocking somehow made it through Lemmy’s gravelly vocals and brought a halt to the single woman concert that...
