"Sometimes, things don’t go to plan."
A couple on a date to a drive-in cinema parked their car near the rear fence, took the loudspeaker, and wound up the windows.Watching ‘The Ten Commandments’ while breaking one of them as the movie progressed, their passion got the...
"sometimes work just gets in the way"
I was out checking that the cows had water when the farmer’s daughter cornered me by the edge of the field.Her checked shirt was unbuttoned, and she'd tied it in a knot, giving me a good glimpse of her boobs...
"Without promotion, something terrible happens... nothing! P. T. Barnum"
It was the best of times; it was the worst of times. It was hosting my first Christmas Eve television spectacular; it was my rellies’ Christmas Day shit show. It was Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, gold standard families, oi, oi, oi;...
"The Monty Python influence is strong in this one..."
“It seems to me,” muttered Balthazar as he stirred the teapot, “That gold, frankincense, and myrrh are pretty stupid gifts to bring a ten-day-old baby. Why don’t we get him a stuffed camel or a rattle or something like that?...
"A senior policewoman orchestrates a sexual encounter to help deal with work stresses."
Detective Constable Miller was in uber-macho mode, lewdly describing to the other male detectives in his team a recent escapade. Detective Sergeant Roberts and young D.C. Bishop were all ears.“Then I bent the slut over a chair, and, while standing...
"Jade decides to do another role playing scene"
It has been a few months now since our holiday to Gran Canaria and both of us had dropped back into a routine of work, interspersed with nights out and wedding planning.Our wedding was now only six months away but...
"Some of the men I met."
I met a RichardWho can’t get hardHe was so boldBut has a heart of gold.*I met a NateWho liked ChaturbateHis fingers are fatNothing wrong with that.*I met a PaulA man very tallI’d swear in courtHis willy was short.*I met a...
"Oooh! Kajal! He’s a doctor!"
As she blinked herself awake early the following morning, Kajal smiled as she remembered the previous day’s events. She could still feel Steven’s cum in her pussy, although she knew some had leaked out overnight. However, Kajal wasn’t too concerned;...
"You can take the girl out of the Murias tribe, but you can’t take the Murias tribe out of the girl."
When Thursday came around, Kajal packed the fridge with beers, ready for the weekly Entertainment Committee meeting. But, rather than heat some pre-prepared chicken wings, this time, she made them from scratch, in an Indian style. Having marinated them in...
"So there you have it. We come from a family of sluts, and that’s why we’re sluts ourselves."
In the months following his death, Kajal had considered moving into her father’s empty townhouse in Hampstead. It was more spacious than her cramped two-bedroom flat and in a much better location, situated on the edge of the Heath and...