"Keeping our highways safe is a full time job."
We'd not seen a summer like this one in a long time, 2 solid months of record breaking temperatures and no relief in sight. My man off on business, I had just finished some tuneup work on my bike, and...
"Who would have thought that the future of the human race would depend on strip pinball?"
"If this ain't Nowheresville you can sure see it from here," growled Billy "The Kid" Kincaid as he pulled up to the only truckstop in Monkey Spank, New Mexico, his fire-engine red hotrod spewing steam from its radiator. "Well, I...
"Thought I'd start the new year out with a bit of fun...and no, this is not a true story..."
I had a girlfriend who told me she's gay,My first reaction was to say "No way."I gave this situation some heavy thought,It seemed so against everything I was taught,I told her she just had to go,Who it was I didn't...
"Inspired by a recent doctor visit...the fifth Gary aka 67goat story..."
As I drove over to the new healthcare clinic, I was a bit apprehensive. I truly hate going to doctors. I usually only go to a doctor after I've either broken something or I am bleeding so profusely the blood...
"A poem about a chat session gone very wrong...yes, another poem...sorry..."
I started a chat with a girl online,Hoping to have me a really good time,Things started out pretty slow,Just some small talk after we said Hello,'After a while we picked up the pace,After my thoughts started to race,I started asking...
"A funny love story of exploration... and mutual ineptitude"
-This serial story is about my experiences with my first boyfriend. It's not a fantasy, and some of the events may be classed as more humourous/romantic rather than sexual. This first installment is not particularly racy, but others will almost...
"A modern day erotic fairy tale"
Chapter 1- Falling They move across the dance floor, perfectly fitted to each other. Cheek to cheek they dance. To the music they sway. He in black tux, bow tie and all, she in a crimson gown, fitted embroidered bodice,...
"Locked Inside The Playboy Mansion And No Way Out."
As the eighties wore on my friend Rich's telephone business began to prosper. I stayed along for the ride and eventually became his partner. I had gone back to school nights at Rutgers to complete my degree in electrical engineering....
"A True Story, I Swear..."
Johnny and MaryNow Johnny knew Mary since they were little tykes,Running in the field, riding their bikes,Like other little kids, they stayed out all day,Doing their chores, later they'll play,Johnny and Mary went to school,Tried real hard, act real cool,Johnny...
"Sex in the Garden Of Eden, a true story, OK maybe not."
Hello people. Hope you are doing well out there in Fantasy Land. What, you say you are not in Fantasy Land? Oh you will be soon. Don't worry, because we are going deep into Fantasy Land. So deep, we may...