The following poems were all written for, and published in, the Versus Verses thread on the Poets Corner of the forums. They are hopefully light and mildy humourous affairs. I hope you enjoy.Cum Girl xxxVaginal Crossfire When You have the fortunate...
humour
Dialogue
"So easy to misconstrue"
Hello my dearIt's been a while Why don’t you make yourself comfortable, sit back, relax. Are you comfortable honey?... Mmm, good, that’s good. Why don’t you take those off for me? That’s it, you can put them beside you on...
Carol’s Craving
"Car trouble helps Carol to satisfaction"
(c) 2001 Charmbrights. All rights reserved.The author has asserted the moral rights under sections 77 and 78 of the Copyright Designs and Patents Act 1988.Carol and JeremyComing away from the ante-natal clinic after a check-up four weeks before her second...
Bedroom Antics
"In which a servant becomes a mistress, in both senses of the word."
Chapter the FirstIn which businesses prosper, families meet and a marriage is arranged, but no improprieties occur.It was a large house, set in a small park, but it could never look like a house of the gentility. It shouted aloud...
Vegetation Management
"Keeping our highways safe is a full time job."
We'd not seen a summer like this one in a long time, 2 solid months of record breaking temperatures and no relief in sight. My man off on business, I had just finished some tuneup work on my bike, and...
Tilt – A Weird Science Story
"Who would have thought that the future of the human race would depend on strip pinball?"
"If this ain't Nowheresville you can sure see it from here," growled Billy "The Kid" Kincaid as he pulled up to the only truckstop in Monkey Spank, New Mexico, his fire-engine red hotrod spewing steam from its radiator. "Well, I...
My Girlfriend Told Me She’s Gay
"Thought I'd start the new year out with a bit of fun...and no, this is not a true story..."
I had a girlfriend who told me she's gay,My first reaction was to say "No way."I gave this situation some heavy thought,It seemed so against everything I was taught,I told her she just had to go,Who it was I didn't...
Healthcare Reform (A nurse fantasy)
"Inspired by a recent doctor visit...the fifth Gary aka 67goat story..."
As I drove over to the new healthcare clinic, I was a bit apprehensive. I truly hate going to doctors. I usually only go to a doctor after I've either broken something or I am bleeding so profusely the blood...
Leave Me Hanging
"A poem about a chat session gone very wrong...yes, another poem...sorry..."
I started a chat with a girl online,Hoping to have me a really good time,Things started out pretty slow,Just some small talk after we said Hello,'After a while we picked up the pace,After my thoughts started to race,I started asking...
Clumsy. PRELUDE TO A KISS + PART 1
"A funny love story of exploration... and mutual ineptitude"
-This serial story is about my experiences with my first boyfriend. It's not a fantasy, and some of the events may be classed as more humourous/romantic rather than sexual. This first installment is not particularly racy, but others will almost...