humour

My Penis…

"Won't you come and play?"

My penis is a Popsicle,So won't you come and lick,The swollen crown that sits atop,My throbbing, pulsing dick.Come take it all into your mouth,And let your lips embrace,My aching length as it begins,To fuck your pretty face.Then as my cum...

Come tickle

"An invite you can't resist."

Come tickle my testicles.give them a squeeze.Give them some lovewhile your down on your knees.Give them a licking.Dear god that feels good.My cock's now as hardas mahogany wood.I take it in hand,with an audible sigh.We wouldn't want itto poke you...

The Fifty Shades Effect

"What happens when horizons are broadened."

'I fancy trying something new'she said to me one day,she'd just been watching, with her mates, that Fifty Shades of Grey. 'Well what d'you have in mind'says I, I'm always up for fun.But little did I realisewhat we had just...

I Lust A Clown

"Foolin' around with a town clown."

Hey there Mister Clown,Been a while since you been ‘round.So glad you’re back in townDo you feel like foolin’ around? I’ve missed your private showswhere you show me your big nose.When I touch it, how it grows. When you blow...

Lost For Words

I've never been much good with words,  My memory's like a sieve.  But someone told me that a poem Is a real nice gift to give. This Valentine's, I want to say  What I feel about you.  Sadly, I don't...

If you’d be mine

"I would do anything for you"

I'd buy you wine and flowers.I'd take you out for dinner.I'd take you somewhere ice-skating,even though I'm a beginner.I'd get you some posh chocolatewith your favourite choice of filling.I'd take you to a moviewhere that guy you like's top billing.I'd...

Forest Chump

"If you go down to the woods in rhyme you're sure of a musing smile sometime!"

The day it dawns clear, let's go hunting deer In the forest you say to yourself Your horn you will hoot, your arrows you'll shoot And the walk will be good for your health So you get out of bed...

Milly liked a willy

"Some of the women I have known.."

Milly liked a willyand she liked my one the best.And Helen had two melonssitting proud upon her chest.Diana was a plannerevery detail set just right.While Annie had a fannythat was really very tight.Rita was a beaterleft my penis black and...