"I would do anything for you"
I'd buy you wine and flowers.I'd take you out for dinner.I'd take you somewhere ice-skating,even though I'm a beginner.I'd get you some posh chocolatewith your favourite choice of filling.I'd take you to a moviewhere that guy you like's top billing.I'd...
"If you go down to the woods in rhyme you're sure of a musing smile sometime!"
The day it dawns clear, let's go hunting deer In the forest you say to yourself Your horn you will hoot, your arrows you'll shoot And the walk will be good for your health So you get out of bed...
"Some of the women I have known.."
Milly liked a willyand she liked my one the best.And Helen had two melonssitting proud upon her chest.Diana was a plannerevery detail set just right.While Annie had a fannythat was really very tight.Rita was a beaterleft my penis black and...
"Lovers rejoice in their reunion"
Suzie's dreaming of a white Christmas Just like the one's she used to know When the guys got horny and the girls were willing And the boys would spurt their Christmas snow Johnny's dreaming of a white Christmas Just like...
"Things that can go wrong"
We had met at a seminar the month before, and had been messaging and chatting since. She was 38, married with two teenage kids, starting to rebuild her career, having taken a break. I could see she was a go-getter,...
"His hairy arse cheeks clenched like two sweaty, partly deflated beach-balls."
“Oh, Bianca. You are the perfect woman,” breathed Eric passionately as he positioned his heavy frame between her slender legs. “The curve of your ruby red lips, the supple swell of your huge breasts, everything about you is so beautiful.”...
"Why are pirates called pirates? They just arrrrrrr! (Well, it says one liner)"
Ah’d love t' be a pirate bold,Me cutlass in me ‘and.In thigh-‘igh boots an’ big black ‘at,Upon the deck Ah’d stand. Ah’d ‘ave a crew of lusty girls,All topless, fierce an’ tann’d.Wi’ naked breasts an’ nipples ‘ard,We wouldn’t ‘alf look...
"Unexpected and very intense sex with a Friend of my Wife's"
I sleep with my gardener as well. I hadn’t really thought about it much until we moved locally about a mile to our present area. The new garden needed a lot of work and effort put into it to change...
"Some people can be just too perfect, can't they?"
Sipping decaf skinny latte,I cringe as I see you enterMy special coffee-shop,New girlfriend giggling inanely on your arm.Little Miss Hipster Fashionista,Still wearing her ditsy woolly hat,Though it’s 25 in the shadeOn this sunny summer afternoon.Crop top showing just too much...
"What would happen if you woke up as a witch?"
No world existed beyond the spill of cold light from the car headlamps. A midnight shroud had settled, smothering the land in a gloom where only dim glimmers and deep dark shadows existed. Storm clouds loomed menacingly in the nighttime...