"Who said that shopping is boring..."
"Can I help you, sir?" I turned to appraise the lady who was offering me her assistance. I liked what I saw. Petite. Clothes clinging to her as if their life depended on it, emphasising what looked like a perfectly...
"Fun in the play ground."
I'll show you mine,if you show me yours.I'll drop my pants,if you drop your drawers.Do a quick cartwheeland give me a flash.I'll get my knob outfor a view of your gash.Come on, do it quicklybefore the bell goes.We can do...
"Willy gives Maria a sticky surprise"
Maria was forty years old, fat, had hair that looked like a bird's nest, a tooth missing here and there and a laugh like a donkey. She was one of only three ugly hookers within a 500 mile radius so...
"An invite you can't resist."
Come tickle my testicles.give them a squeeze.Give them some lovewhile your down on your knees.Give them a licking.Dear god that feels good.My cock's now as hardas mahogany wood.I take it in hand,with an audible sigh.We wouldn't want itto poke you...
"love on the rocks"
As soon as you walked through the door the unmistakable aroma of weed and the familiar smell of infidelity left you in no doubt that you had entered the Cavendish Club. As usual the place was full of desperate people,...
"What happens when horizons are broadened."
'I fancy trying something new'she said to me one day,she'd just been watching, with her mates, that Fifty Shades of Grey. 'Well what d'you have in mind'says I, I'm always up for fun.But little did I realisewhat we had just...
"Foolin' around with a town clown."
Hey there Mister Clown,Been a while since you been ‘round.So glad you’re back in townDo you feel like foolin’ around? I’ve missed your private showswhere you show me your big nose.When I touch it, how it grows. When you blow...
I've never been much good with words, My memory's like a sieve. But someone told me that a poem Is a real nice gift to give. This Valentine's, I want to say What I feel about you. Sadly, I don't...
