Bad Day in Toulary, Chapter 1

"Vance makes a discovery."

Saturday morning dawns bright and clear in the small town of Toulary. Vance Traynor stands on his front porch, a steaming cup of coffee in his hand. He sits the coffee on the table by the porch swing and goes...

A few of my favourite things

"The Sound of Music will never be quite the same again..."

To be read... or perhaps even sung, to the tune of "A few of my favourite thing" from the Sound of MusicSucking on nipples so pert and so rosy.Fucking in front of a fire so cosy.Black plastic butt plugs and...

Sex

"So many choices..."

There's funny sex and runny sexand dressed up like a bunny sexFill your pretty cunny sexnice and tight.There's naughty sex and sporty sexbetter not get caughty sexand lovely over forty sexjust for me.There's dirty sex and flirty sexand sometimes very...

My best mate’s sister

"Passion at the party..."

Went to my best mate's party, where I met his older sister.We starting getting on so well, I took a chance and kissed her.She gripped me hard and kissed me back, then took me by the hand,the evening got more...

Fucked up fairy tales: Snow White

"A classic tale, but not as you know it..."

Snow White was truly beautiful. Snow White was truly blessed.With deep brown eyes, black silken hairand a more than ample chest.Throughout the land she was proclaimedthe purest, sweetest, butbeneath that nice exterior she was a total slut.She'd fucked most of...

A trip to the shops

"Who said that shopping is boring..."

"Can I help you, sir?" I turned to appraise the lady who was offering me her assistance. I liked what I saw. Petite. Clothes clinging to her as if their life depended on it, emphasising what looked like a perfectly...

Let me…

"Chocolate is good for more than just eating."

Let me cover you in chocolate.Let me lick your body clean.Let me use it as a lubricant,for something quite obscene.Let me smear it on your naughty bits.Let me cover each delight.Let me stand back and admire,my sweet artwork. What a...

If you show me yours

"Fun in the play ground."

I'll show you mine,if you show me yours.I'll drop my pants,if you drop your drawers.Do a quick cartwheeland give me a flash.I'll get my knob outfor a view of your gash.Come on, do it quicklybefore the bell goes.We can do...