Oh go on! I think my balls are turning blue I've been shying off cracking one off For a fucking week Thinking of tonight with you. Wait - it's your what? Listen I'm not fussy - oh you are? Okay,...
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Open Letters To My Underwear
"Open letters to my underwear"
I like buying underwear, especially panties, or knickers as we call them over here. I don't know why, but I've always disliked the word 'panties' in my mind it sounds dirty. Knickers sounds so much nicer, more innocent and cutsey....
Bugs Bunny
"The strangest and yet most comfortable dick I ever had…"
Johnson was a real redneck. I met him during my basic training in the army. As most people are aware, in these institutions surnames are only ever used and as fate would have it, my surname was Johnstone. The reason...
The Job Interview
"Ms. Wanda Lotta Koch applies for a position."
Marshal Investments is an investment-banking house located in New York City, just off of Times Square. Rob Marshall and his brothers, John and Mike, own the business and maintain their offices on the sixth floor along with their Executive Assistant,...
A BIG ONE
"Every straight blokes dream cums true."
I was sitting by the pool,All the babes were wet,A HOT blonde winked at me,You Ain't Seen Nothing, Yet!Four woman in bikinis,Yelled these words to me,"WE HEARD YOU HAD A BIG ONE,OH BABY, CAN WE SEE?"A brunette threw her top...
Watching Live Porn
"If you're going to have sex in the morning, you need to remember something..."
Your cock was hard, pressed into my back, Without any words, “Please empty my sack!” Roll over; a love-pole beckoning me: “Touch me, taste me, set my come free!” Quench my thirst, I knew that I must, Not wasting your...
Sausages and Spatulas
"Nobody said they couldn't play with their food."
This story only available on Lush Stories. If you are reading it elsewhere, it has been stolen.She watched him across the kitchen.He was naked and bent over the table, filling in the crossword in his newpaper.Keeping one eye on the...
She Made Me Do It
"My package arrived in the post – I just couldn’t wait to open it."
Something inside me just grabbed hold of my male shackles and snapped them in two; discarding them into the depths of depravity. I had been writing stories about crossdressing and transsexuals all week. I had been looking at girly pictures,...
Dicked By The Detective
"You need to flash the cash if you want access to this gash."
It seemed like the breakthrough I’d been waiting for. In the six months I’d been dating Mick, he’d chosen not to introduce me to either his friends or family. “It’s part of being a detective,” he said. “Keeping you out...
Now Alice was a lovely girl, So bright and pretty too, She held herself with so much grace, They didn’t have a clue. She loved her dad, she loved her mum, Her brother and sister too, But Alice hid a...