Fantasy Farm

"Alec's mundane existence ends, after he discovers a fuck heaven on earth…"

I am a very methodical person and live an ordered existence. I am not totally anal but love structure in my weekly routine. Mondays to Fridays I work hard, visit the gym after work to de-stress, then make supper and...

Highlight Reel

"He just wants to watch sport, but his wife seems to want to do something else entirely..."

In my wife's view, this is not a particularly special evening. It's not our anniversary or the birthday of anyone special; just an ordinary Thursday night. The problem is that my lovely wife, for all her brilliance, warm-heartedness and all-round...

An ode to Passion

"A bit of rhyming fun inspired by the "Passion" poetry comp, if not in the same league as those poets"

“P” is for “pounding” – your pussy can take it; let’s face it, it happens every time that we’re naked!“A” is for “anal” – don’t pout dear, it’s fun; now please stay still whilst I KY your bum!“S” is for “sucking” –...

Love Bites and Other Drugs

"Why home remedies aren't always a good idea..."

So this is how it ends, Charlie thought to himself as he stared at the Artex patterns someone had moulded onto the ceiling some years earlier. Not with a bang, but with a whimper. And an erection, of course.It was...

The Gas Station

"Gareth’s pilgrimage of fortuitous sex ends in a ‘slick’ sexual experience…"

Gareth had no interest in relationships. On the few occasions when he tried to settle down believing that he had found ‘the one,’ boredom very shortly set in. Gareth even found it difficult to indulge in repeat performances with guys...

Chapter 1: Love is the Sunrise

"This is the first chapter in my "Love is" series" (i am in no way a profesional writer)"

Chapter 1: Love is The Sunrisei still remember the first time I saw her. I was like the sunset….no that’s not right, sunsets burn for a few minutes then fade away to blackness. It was like a sunrise. As my...

Wank in the Woods

"Girlie fun before a run"

I had a really fucked up week, both at work and at home. By the time the weekend approached I was ready to get my running gear on and just run, run and run until I would somehow manage to run...

She Normally Gives Me Socks

"Jenny didn't get socks this year."

Fuck, fuck, fuck and other words associated with sex, bollocks and cunt too sprang to mind, and I had silently screamed them all. Trying to calm myself down I had made coffee with whiskey, at ten in the morning! Well,...