"Hi, Mr Comma."“Hello, anybody there?”“Please Mr Comma, come out to play.”“No.”“Please Mr Comma, or should that be Ms Comma?”“Just Comma will do. And the answer is still no.”“Meany.”“Yes, why don’t you use Full Stop or Quotation Marks? You are always...
humour
Melanie’s Cookery Class Part Five
"Eamon feels safe, Mel plays his own games and Harriet and Vicki enter the fray"
“I’m looking forward to meeting Cousin Lizzie, at some point,” said Hal, as they relaxed back in Ben’s garden.“She’s a scream,” said Melanie, “but I’m not letting her near either of you until I have had my wicked way with...
A Dog’s Life
"They’re at it again. They always are!"
They’re at it again; fucking on the sofa. Not an inch of dignity between them. Panting and grunting and making all sorts of disgusting noises like it was their last day on Earth; his buttocks clenching hard as he thrusts...
A hint of petticoat,A wisp of lace,Dear, tell me soThen I'll pick up the pace.A glimpse of ankle,Even bare shoulder,Now, to be frank, I'llBecome even bolder.Slide my hand to your gartersAnd that's only for starters,To stroke your bare thighWith a...
Millie’s Odyssey
"A saucy Burns Night treat"
Millie travelled to Scotland’s fair land,To find and fulfil a plan extravagantly grand.She wanted a Scot, tall, sexy and strapping,To sate a secret desire for some sexy unwrapping.So, she scoured the land of thistle and heather,Diligently hunting, whatever the weather.Hunting...
Just a little fun
"Just having a bit of fun with this one"
I pop out for lunch,Or maybe it was brunch.I go to the local,But it was quite vocal.I order some food,Hope it’s going to be good.I talk to the old dear,Ask for a nice cold beer.I take a sip, it was quite...
The defiling of a Gorgon 2/2
"Rand takes control back and shows her what humans are made of."
He backhanded her on the cheek, hard. To vindicate his lackeys or just by plain stupidity he didn't know. But the latter was more likely.It rang through many layers of silence, only to end in the agonizing stillness of bodies....
A cry for Help
"Why don't you reply to my emails?"
""My new young wife was really excited when she came home from her first day at what she laughingly called, the film studio.“They’ve given me a part already darling, it’s the female lead, I’m going to be a star.”“Hey that’s...
Friendships often flower after difficult beginnings. This was precisely what happened with Vincent Di Marco and Bryce Dingley. They could not have been more exact opposites. Vincent was five-foot-five-inches tall and looked for the most part like a stocky horse...
Cleaning The Ashtray
"Two seniors at boarding school decide to 'punish' a junior caught smoking…"
When I was sixteen-years-old and in the eleventh grade, for my sins, I acquired the disgusting habit of smoking cigarettes. At the boys' boarding school I attended there was a gentleman’s agreement with the senior boys, and the smokers had...