"What are you wearing, baby?"
You sent me a love poem,I loved what you said. Then I found out it was meantfor someone else instead. When you sent the message,You were a bit under the weather. It was a twist of fateThat brought us together.I wish you weren’t a...
"If you want something badly enough..."
The clock says midnight will be here soon,Almost time for the ladies to swoon. Everyone’s eyes subtly scanning the room,Seeking the one they wish to kiss soon. I see you standing on the far side,You caught me gazing at you doe-eyed, I’ve only...
"“Don’t forget to forget to pack your bathing suit!”"
Sunday morning, I was still in bed trying to keep as warm as humanly possible in a bloody freezing London flat. I was reading Thursday’s paper, catching up with old news. Actually, I was not looking for news — I...
"Phil and Nigel compare notes on their respective previous weekend's adventures, and it leads to more"
Remember I told you about my weekend with Rashid? Well, it seems Nigel had a good night out as well at the start of the weekend, so we met up for a drink last night so we could compare notes.It...
"One night on the pull ends up as a weekend of fun"
So there we were, me and my mate Nigel, out on the town for a pull and a piss up. Well what else is there to do on a wet weekend in London?We started off at our local, the Crab...
"Amanda's view of her new flat mates"
Dear Diary,Well, where do I start? I'm sitting here in bed, it's quarter past eight on Saturday morning, Gloria is still buzzing from last night, and there's a huge man in my bed! Not bad for my first week in...
"Guess who's back/ Back again/ Bill is back/ Tell a friend"
The portal made a hell of a racket as it opened and he stepped through. He immediately stuck his bony hand down into the pocket of his coat and pulled up his cigarette pack and like so many times before...
"Hi, Mr Comma."“Hello, anybody there?”“Please Mr Comma, come out to play.”“No.”“Please Mr Comma, or should that be Ms Comma?”“Just Comma will do. And the answer is still no.”“Meany.”“Yes, why don’t you use Full Stop or Quotation Marks? You are always...
"Eamon feels safe, Mel plays his own games and Harriet and Vicki enter the fray"
“I’m looking forward to meeting Cousin Lizzie, at some point,” said Hal, as they relaxed back in Ben’s garden.“She’s a scream,” said Melanie, “but I’m not letting her near either of you until I have had my wicked way with...
