"Amanda's view of her new flat mates"
Dear Diary,Well, where do I start? I'm sitting here in bed, it's quarter past eight on Saturday morning, Gloria is still buzzing from last night, and there's a huge man in my bed! Not bad for my first week in...
"Guess who's back/ Back again/ Bill is back/ Tell a friend"
The portal made a hell of a racket as it opened and he stepped through. He immediately stuck his bony hand down into the pocket of his coat and pulled up his cigarette pack and like so many times before...
"Hi, Mr Comma."“Hello, anybody there?”“Please Mr Comma, come out to play.”“No.”“Please Mr Comma, or should that be Ms Comma?”“Just Comma will do. And the answer is still no.”“Meany.”“Yes, why don’t you use Full Stop or Quotation Marks? You are always...
"Eamon feels safe, Mel plays his own games and Harriet and Vicki enter the fray"
“I’m looking forward to meeting Cousin Lizzie, at some point,” said Hal, as they relaxed back in Ben’s garden.“She’s a scream,” said Melanie, “but I’m not letting her near either of you until I have had my wicked way with...
"They’re at it again. They always are!"
They’re at it again; fucking on the sofa. Not an inch of dignity between them. Panting and grunting and making all sorts of disgusting noises like it was their last day on Earth; his buttocks clenching hard as he thrusts...
A hint of petticoat,A wisp of lace,Dear, tell me soThen I'll pick up the pace.A glimpse of ankle,Even bare shoulder,Now, to be frank, I'llBecome even bolder.Slide my hand to your gartersAnd that's only for starters,To stroke your bare thighWith a...
"A saucy Burns Night treat"
Millie travelled to Scotland’s fair land,To find and fulfil a plan extravagantly grand.She wanted a Scot, tall, sexy and strapping,To sate a secret desire for some sexy unwrapping.So, she scoured the land of thistle and heather,Diligently hunting, whatever the weather.Hunting...
"Just having a bit of fun with this one"
I pop out for lunch,Or maybe it was brunch.I go to the local,But it was quite vocal.I order some food,Hope it’s going to be good.I talk to the old dear,Ask for a nice cold beer.I take a sip, it was quite...
"Rand takes control back and shows her what humans are made of."
He backhanded her on the cheek, hard. To vindicate his lackeys or just by plain stupidity he didn't know. But the latter was more likely.It rang through many layers of silence, only to end in the agonizing stillness of bodies....
"Why don't you reply to my emails?"
""My new young wife was really excited when she came home from her first day at what she laughingly called, the film studio.“They’ve given me a part already darling, it’s the female lead, I’m going to be a star.”“Hey that’s...
