humour
Steamy Passages
"“Don’t forget to forget to pack your bathing suit!”"
Sunday morning, I was still in bed trying to keep as warm as humanly possible in a bloody freezing London flat. I was reading Thursday’s paper, catching up with old news. Actually, I was not looking for news — I...
Time to come clean
"Phil and Nigel compare notes on their respective previous weekend's adventures, and it leads to more"
Remember I told you about my weekend with Rashid? Well, it seems Nigel had a good night out as well at the start of the weekend, so we met up for a drink last night so we could compare notes.It...
Something unexpected
"One night on the pull ends up as a weekend of fun"
So there we were, me and my mate Nigel, out on the town for a pull and a piss up. Well what else is there to do on a wet weekend in London?We started off at our local, the Crab...
Amanda’s Story
"Amanda's view of her new flat mates"
Dear Diary,Well, where do I start? I'm sitting here in bed, it's quarter past eight on Saturday morning, Gloria is still buzzing from last night, and there's a huge man in my bed! Not bad for my first week in...
The return of Death
"Guess who's back/ Back again/ Bill is back/ Tell a friend"
The portal made a hell of a racket as it opened and he stepped through. He immediately stuck his bony hand down into the pocket of his coat and pulled up his cigarette pack and like so many times before...
"Hi, Mr Comma."“Hello, anybody there?”“Please Mr Comma, come out to play.”“No.”“Please Mr Comma, or should that be Ms Comma?”“Just Comma will do. And the answer is still no.”“Meany.”“Yes, why don’t you use Full Stop or Quotation Marks? You are always...
Melanie’s Cookery Class Part Five
"Eamon feels safe, Mel plays his own games and Harriet and Vicki enter the fray"
“I’m looking forward to meeting Cousin Lizzie, at some point,” said Hal, as they relaxed back in Ben’s garden.“She’s a scream,” said Melanie, “but I’m not letting her near either of you until I have had my wicked way with...
A Dog’s Life
"They’re at it again. They always are!"
They’re at it again; fucking on the sofa. Not an inch of dignity between them. Panting and grunting and making all sorts of disgusting noises like it was their last day on Earth; his buttocks clenching hard as he thrusts...
A hint of petticoat,A wisp of lace,Dear, tell me soThen I'll pick up the pace.A glimpse of ankle,Even bare shoulder,Now, to be frank, I'llBecome even bolder.Slide my hand to your gartersAnd that's only for starters,To stroke your bare thighWith a...