So there I was, in a fourteenth-floor apartment that belonged to what's-his-name, surrounded by the winking lights of sprawling New York City. I’d been having nonstop encounters with famous characters from Wonder Woman to Elton John and, my god, that...

Letter # 4 — From the Lost Letter Bin at Everheart, North Dakota

"Correspondence regarding the products from Acme Silicone Inserts"

Acme Silicone Inserts0321 Exner StreetOberon, Nebraska Ladies and Gentlemen:My name is Lydia Joozy. I am writing about your line of silicone companions for the discerning woman. I have been a satisfied customer of yours for many years, but find myself at...

How To Be A Sensual Man

"I was a nobody from the Alaskan wilderness but now I'm dating a professional model. And I owe it all to one book that taught me all about broads."

I grew up in a remote Alaskan cabin not too far from Denali National Park. My old man was a surly, backwoods kind of guy that loved hiking, fishing, and chopping wood.I wasn’t born in Alaska.I was born in Las...

The Cat-Man Captain And The Creatures

"The new captain was shocked by his crew. In more ways than one."

The new captain of the Starfokker was a  Cat-Man. The Starship was occupied by the horniest crew in the 'verse. Everywhere he looked, fucking, fucking, fucking. Everyone FUCKING! The telepathics' mind-fucking each other, the Avian-girls sucking lizard-men's cocks, the gaseous Veen roiling...

My Favourite Things

"Sing along now!"

Corsets and horse whipsAnd MILFs with big bustersMy gonads being tickled with soft feather dustersConfident ladies who enjoy having flingsThese are a few of my favourite thingsLeather and latexHandcuffs and stilettosLicking her vulva like I would a CornettoThe squeaking and...

SEX-TV Let’s Take it Up a Notch

"In part three, our hosts take things up a notch or two in hopes of boosting their ratings."

As president of SEX-TV, the first-ever network devoted entirely to sex-based television shows, Victoria Johnson was highly regarded as a powerful woman. Add to that the fact that her previous line of work was as a Dominatrix, and it stood...

SEX-TV Let’s Mix Things Up

"The TV shows aren't the only place sex is running rampant on SEX-TV Network as the producer and hosts end up visiting each other's dressing rooms."

Several months after the inaugural programming on SEX-TV, it became clear that some of the original visions for what would work needed to be adjusted.For starters, CeCe was doing a fabulous job as the host of Make Me Cum with...

SEX-TV Let the Games Begin

"In the future, the ultimate exhibitionism will be broadcasting sex into millions of homes via television."

Celia Miller was a sultry choice to host the new game show on SEX-TV. Brandon Brown had seen at least three dozen women during the second round of auditions. All of them were sexy as hell, but something about the...