"Alan was confused until Gail let him know."
I remember hearing about the carpet matching the drapes, when I didn't understand what it meant. I’d overheard my older brother talking to a friend of his about his girlfriend, and her carpet didn’t match her drapes, but I had no...
"A cuck and bull bromance. Now with stagecraft!"
Dee and I showered separately after she finished crying, then ate. Dinner was quiet; not an uncomfortable silence exactly, but a sort of mournful one. My wife knew now how much she’d hurt me, and I knew--or maybe just could...
"A cuck and bull bromance."
How much did I really need to dust? Ugh, I knew already. I needed to dust enough so that Dee would be happy. That’s what this was all for, after all. So that Dee would be happy. She was out...
"Whore hard but keep a low profile..."
A Few Seconds Later... Olivia's Apartment..."Why am I just now finding out that I'm having lunch with your parents? I thought we had a deal," Danny gritted out through clenched teeth. "You'd stop making plans that include me without asking.""Who...
"A wife procures some choice goods"
Sharon cries, “Please, Mike! I don’t want a divorce!”I shake my head in disbelief. “You fucked three other guys!”She reaches for me, but I flinch away. “I’m sorry, babe. I’m so sorry. But money’s been really tight since I lost...
"Appreciating artistry when I see it"
The bull fucks Ellen like an artist. He’s a consummate performer, dominating her and humiliating me, but always with a knowing wink. This is a game. A show. A fun time for all of us.I’m a performer, too–a comedian–and I...
"High school seniors get hot inside a two-person dog costume in a parade."
There was no way that Candy Shaw and I were going to be lovers. She was captain of our high school’s varsity cheerleading squad and she dated the football team’s quarterback. I was president of both the chess club and...
"What if his really was that long? What if hers really were that big? I mean really really…"
Her name was Glorious Bazoombas. Gloria had a bust size of 103 cm, with G cups. His name was Maximillian Longshlong. Max had a 35 cm penis. Gloria and Max were animated cartoon characters.One day, over lunch, the two were...
"To win the game, you have to be willing to accept the special prize"
Emily tried desperately to calm her nerves. It was Saturday and she had less than an hour left to prepare herself. She had won and now she waited to collect her special prize. Her need to have stability through wealth,...
"Dirty old deity pleases a horny young wife"
Once upon a time, in a small village nestled in the heart of the forest, there lived a woman named Mary. Mary was a kind-hearted soul who always put others before herself. She was a devoted wife to her husband,...