"A Comedy Tale For a Hot Friend Here On Lush"
After getting caught spying on Ms. Pussy and her cheerleading squad in the showers after practice, Mr. Dick was suspended from Fantasy Memorial High for one week, which meant he could not quarterback the Ragin’ Erections in their big Homecoming...
"A vacation that lasts a lifetime"
Three little kittens, no need for mittensOn a winter holidaySand and sun and tons of funWas the plan for every dayOn the beach, just out of reachStood a tall Jamaican manWhen asked if he could handle three“I’m certain that I...
"Whore hard but keep a low profile..."
Thursday Afternoon...Danny had been distant since our chess game Monday morning. One reason was because his gaming computer had been ready for pick-up on Tuesday. Knowing how much he'd wanted a computer that wasn't cobbled together from this-n-that, I'd sat...
""Quick, Wonder Woman! To My Batpole!""
Halloween. We're wearing half-assed costumes.I'm SEX OFFENDER BATMAN. I have only the mask, with a sleazy trench coat.You're GUIDANCE COUNSELOR WONDER WOMAN; you have the tiara, bracelets and red boots, paired with a pencil skirt.We go to a Pumpkin Patch...
"Whore hard but keep a low profile..."
A Few Minutes Ago..."Dammit, Olivia! You can't just call up my boss and tell him I'm going to be late because you're horny!""You're absolutely right and I'll never do it again," I promised without meaning it as I tugged one...
"The Angel of Death is no match for a horny redhead"
“I am death, the Grim Reap…”“I fucking swear if you point and say, ‘the salmon mousse,’ I’m going to kick you in your bony balls!”In a harrowing, shrill voice, the cloaked figure intoned, “The time is nigh.”“The science guy? What...
"Alan was confused until Gail let him know."
I remember hearing about the carpet matching the drapes, when I didn't understand what it meant. I’d overheard my older brother talking to a friend of his about his girlfriend, and her carpet didn’t match her drapes, but I had no...
"A cuck and bull bromance. Now with stagecraft!"
Dee and I showered separately after she finished crying, then ate. Dinner was quiet; not an uncomfortable silence exactly, but a sort of mournful one. My wife knew now how much she’d hurt me, and I knew--or maybe just could...
"A cuck and bull bromance."
How much did I really need to dust? Ugh, I knew already. I needed to dust enough so that Dee would be happy. That’s what this was all for, after all. So that Dee would be happy. She was out...
